zombres:

taokan:

thelindsaytuggey:

Do you have a shorter name?

Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.

(Source: brusewillis)

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

This makes me uncomfortable

(Source: freddieboychilton)


(Source: datalivelongandprosper)


(Source: jongritte)